BREAKING NEWS: Bitcoin is still refusing to ask permission. How rude. 🤷♂️
Apparently, the "magic internet money" that was supposed to die... checks notes... every single year since 2011... is still out here making headlines.
💥 Public companies keep buying it.
💥 Nation-states keep stacking it.
💥 ETFs keep vacuuming up Bitcoin like it's the last beer at the tailgate.
💥 The network keeps getting stronger.
Meanwhile...
🤡 "It's going to zero!"
🤡 "Governments will ban it!"
🤡 "It's just a fad!"
🤡 "ITS A SCAM!!!"
🤡 "Nakamoto's a white guy!"
Yeah... we've heard that episode about 437 times already.
Bitcoin doesn't care about your feelings.
It doesn't care about your favorite TV economist.
And it definitely doesn't care about your cousin who said, "I almost bought some at $800." 😂
⚡ Tick...
⚡ Tock...
🟠 Another block.
🟠 Another all-time high debate.
🟠 Another wave of people saying, "I wish I would've bought sooner."
Keep laughing...
We'll keep mining and stacking. 😎
⛏️ The 49er Miner
🏈 Always Mining. Always Faithful.
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